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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via pizza)

lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

(via fake-mermaid)

freshurr:

plantiah:

pohpcorn:

alterred:

gorgeous

DAMN IT TRIS 

DAMN IT HAZEL

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luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

#me while watching my favourite show/movie

(Source: paulwelsey, via pizza)