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rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

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circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

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mormondad:

if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole 

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dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

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fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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